Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top

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Sure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in style when you rock this space aesthetic shirt. It also makes a great gift for an aetheist, skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length